Мне нужно было для отыгрыша, но вам, кажется, тоже понравится. По-моему, чудесная история.
Женщины жалуются, что мужчины становятся от кофе бесплодны, а мужчины возражают, что лишняя энергия в этом деле никогда не помешает

The Women's Petition against Coffee
"By a Well-willer" (Anonymous)
London, Printed 1674

...The Occasion of which Insufferable Disaster, after a furious Enquiry, and Discussion of the Point by the Learned of the Faculty, we can Attribute to nothing more than the Excessive use of that Newfangled, Abominable, Heathenish Liquor called COFFEE, which Riffling Nature of her Choicest Treasures, and Drying up the Radical Moisture, has so Eunucht our Husbands, and Cripple our more kind Gallants, that they are become as Impotent as Age, and as unfruitful as those Desarts whence that unhappy Berry is said to be brought
For the continual flipping of this pitiful drink is enough to bewitch Men of two and twenty, and tie up the Codpiece-points without a Charm. It renders them that us it as Lean as Famine, as Rivvel'd as Envy, or an old meager Hagg over-ridden by an Incubus...

Ну и, конечно же, Men's Answer to the Women's Petition against Coffee:
Could it be Imagined, that ungrateful Women, after so much laborious Drudgery, both by Day and Night, and the best of our Blood and Spirits spent in your Service, you should thus publickly Complain? Certain we are, that there never was Age or Nation more Indulgent to your Sex; have we not condiscended to all the Methods of Debauchery?...

Еще немного о лечебных и вредоносных свойствах "кофия" :
History of Coffee Part II - Spread of Coffee to Europe
The London Coffee House: A Social Institution by Deborah Hale