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Книги за минутку
Пример:
A Christmas Carol
By Charles Dickens
Ebenezer Scrooge
Bah, humbug. You'll work thirty-eight hours on Christmas Day, keep the heat at five degrees, and like it.
Ghost of Jacob Marley
Ebenezer Scrooge, three ghosts of Christmas will come and tell you you're mean.
Three Ghosts of Christmas
You're mean.
Ebenezer Scrooge
At last, I have seen the light. Let's dance in the streets. Have some money.
THE END
Crime and Punishment
By Fyodor Dostoevsky
Raskolnikov
I'm so extraordinary, I can commit crimes. (kills some people)
Sonia
I'm the spiritual side of Raskolnikov.
Porfiry
I'm the intellectual side of Raskolnikov.
Raskolnikov
I have reconciled the two sides of my personality, represented so well by Sonia and Porfiry. (confesses)
THE END
Don Quixote
By Cervantes
Don Quixote
Chivalry demands I destroy that evil thing.
Sancho Panza
No, master. It is something ordinary and harmless.
Don Quixote
(falls down)
THE END
Hamlet
By William Shakespeare
Hamlet
Whine whine whine...To be or not to be...I'm dead.
THE END
A Midsummer Night's Dream
By William Shakespeare
Hermia, Lysander, Demetrius, and Helena
We're all in love with each other the wrong way around.
(Everyone goes into the woods. They have wacky experiences, pair off correctly, and live happily ever after.)
THE END
A Wizard of Earthsea
By Ursula K. LeGuin
Ged
I have unloosed a great horror upon the world. Worse, it knows my name.
(Ged sails all over the place. He gets all spooky, and the world is safe again.)
The End
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
By C. S. Lewis
Lucy
I've discovered a magical country in the wardrobe.
Edmund
Liar.
(Lucy and Edmund go to Narnia. They come back.)
Lucy
Edmund came with me.
Edmund
Liar.
(Lucy, Edmund, Peter, and Susan go through THE WARDROBE, where they meet THE LION and defeat THE WITCH. They get all old and talk funny, then they come back young again. The professor says some CRYPTIC things.)
The End
The Collected Work of Stephen King
It was a nice day...........................AND THEN EVIL CAME!
THE END
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28.02.2006 в 07:57И правда, чего время тратить? Так вот раз - и прочел)))) "Краткость - сестра таланта"?.. Авторы, видать, расстарались)))
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28.02.2006 в 12:53Сестра-то у них есть...)))
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28.02.2006 в 17:02После атомного взрыва в голове читателя )
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28.02.2006 в 18:10-
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28.02.2006 в 18:11Увы
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28.02.2006 в 19:54Прелесть-прелесть-прелесть!!
Loony
СПАСИБО!
Можно утащить?
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28.02.2006 в 20:03Можно не спрашивать
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28.02.2006 в 23:28К этому, к слову сказать, и идет. Комиксы...
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28.02.2006 в 23:52Ты говоришь об этом рисующему человеку. )))
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01.03.2006 в 17:37Рисунок рисунку рознь